130. A Fat Man and His Plane or A Fat Man and His Van

One left me speechless and needing to put my eyes back in my head, the other didn’t. Was it the van or being strapped to the top of a plane, 1000ft up and travelling at 150 miles an hour. Which is which?

I spent a lot of time worrying about my weight in the lead up to the flight. With a strict weight limit of 14 stone and me fluctuating at the 13.5 mark I was quite worried that I wouldn’t make the weight. I couldn’t imagine telling all those that had donated that I was too fat to fly. I pretty much stuck to the normal routine of regular exercise, portion size and what I was eating but the worry never went away. Even with a strict absence of treats, I still hovered around that weight.
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125. Superheros and Lipstick

It was only a few months ago that I had a presentation with only a handful of people in attendance. Not a  problem as I stopped worrying about the numbers attending many years ago. However, nothing feels better than having a standing room only full of men and some women waiting to hear one of my presentations. The last presentation I had two weeks ago was one of those. The chairs soon ran out and there were nearly as many men standing as sitting.Read More »

123. Is Stubbornness Kryponite or A Superpower?

Well, hello.

I am now living on my own in sunny south London and I have to say I didn’t know how I was going to feel but I am thriving. The peace and solitude are amazing. I did fear at one stage I would be lonely but that has never materialised and is not going to. In fact, I don’t have enough hours in the day to complete all that I need to. The only noise I hear is the fridge occasionally burping refrigerant and the humming of the dehumidifier.Read More »

115. Hobnobs and Bourbon’s

Cookie Monster USAT_1478046170218_6692962_ver1.0The British comedian, Peter Kay, has a famous sketch where he describes the Hobnob biscuit as the hardman of the biscuit world. Whereas other biscuits like Rich Tea cry, wither and then quickly disintegrate in a hot cup of tea the hard nut Hobnob is the commando of the biscuit world. It will stay intact and dare the tea drinker to ‘bring it on’. I try not to swear if I can. I used to swear like a trooper when I was younger so it can still be a challenge at times. I am going to swear in this blog a lot so ‘biscuit’ will be the new swear word of choice.Read More »