82. Don’t Make Me Angry. You Had Better Find Me Some More.

hulkI came across an online post from a Christian sex counsellor who had reported an incident he had experienced. He and his wife had convinced the wife’s best friend to abstain from having sex with her new boyfriend. The man had assured his girlfriend that she had nothing to worry about in the sex department, wink wink, if they waited. The friend agreed to wait for marriage and after some time the couple were in love and started planning their wedding, they had even started making deposits on items.

One day the wife got a call from her friend who was crying hysterically down the other end of the phone. They had ‘slipped up’ and had sex together. The friend wasn’t hysterical because they had had sex. No, she was hysterical because the boyfriend had a micro penis and she could have married him without knowing.Read More »

81. The King and The Death Grip

Darth VaderWhen I first heard the term ‘death grip’ my first though was Darth Vader’s signature death move when one of his minions had failed him.

Just like everyone of a certain age, Vader was that badass dude that no-one messed with. Some wanted to be all goody two shoes Skywalker but Vader was the man.

Vader was the proper, original gangster.Read More »

57. Fugu to you too – Part Two

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If you take a Viagra tablet and are watching football – unless you are some freak that gets turned on by a football getting kicked up and down the pitch, nothing is going to happen.

You need stimulation.

That hopefully will be in the form of that hot naked chick standing in front of the TV wanting to divert you away from the suddenly less interesting game.Read More »